"Maybe it'll be jewellery again?"
"Guys, its a book."
"It'll just be chocolate, won't it Lynn? Don't get your hopes up love."
"It's a book, I know!"
Really, its a fitting tribute to my life that when I receive a gift from a boy (who is not Dan, Mark or Kyle), my family freaks out. Thanks guys, point it out as the rare occurrence that it is. And the truth is, I know its a book. Mikey loves books. He thinks everyone should love them as much as he (I call him Himeone, which he does not appreciate). So if its not a book, colour me shocked.
I know that's what I got him.