Let me introduce you to Watanuki:
He's a very lovely dude, always selfless and excellent at cooking. How I wish he would throw strips of fried tofu to me. I've somehow ended up with two Watanukis - I know, I'm so lucky! - and so I'm selling one Watanuki to a good home.
He is terribly excited about this, a change of scenery is exactly what he needs.
Tomorrow I am off to Manchester and then back to Toni's flat for some movie therapy with Maid and Skinny. I've picked my DVD already.